Cumffixation

The act of drowning in ones own, or another individuals semen.

Mike was so distraught by his girlfriend leaving him that he locked himself in his closet and masturbated until he died of cumffixation.

The chick in this Bukkake video has so much nut on her face she is going to cumffixate.

by BR5000 December 7, 2010

Cuff Season

The two weeks before Valentine's when lonely people find someone so that they aren't lonely on Valentine.

Dude cuff season next week, you better bring your A game.

by Von_Sol_Ho January 14, 2017

summer cuffin'

a new breed of cuffin'. having a different man/woman for everyday of the week. starts on the first day of summer or when the regular cuffin' season ends.

shawn: yo summer is comin up and I'm tired of my girl son
jamal: word son that's why I got rid of my girl... I'm getting ready for that summer cuffin'
shawn: I hear that... different girls for everyday of the week

by GossipGurlRo June 23, 2010

super cuffin

(v) To protect or overprotect a boy/girlfriend in fear that he/she might find interest in someone else. Especially when that boy/ girlfriend has done something foul to the other partner in their relationship, or might generally be involved with someone else. That's where the "super" aspect comes in.

Another way of super cuffing is enduring messed up things from the partner, like staying in the relationship when everyone around you can tell that it's not working out for the both of you. Can cause other people to become sick to their stomach actually. It's quite sad because there is virtually no way you can stop someone from cuffing when it reaches this stage.

"Sammi: Why are you with me? | Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel." - Jersey Shore Example of Super Cuffin

"One of my baddest women ever, I call her Rihanna/ But that's because her name is Rihanna." - Drake 'Made Men' <-- Prime Example of Super Cuffin

by theycallmeTUNE January 6, 2011

nut cuffs

The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.

"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."

by Half Time June 16, 2014

dat cuff

When a woman has a big sexy ass, usually a black woman, and the butt cheeks meet the top of the thigh hanging over to form a booty cuff. Ex. Mz. Booty or Cherokee D’Ass.

Damn she thick as hell, and that booty meat got dat cuff! dat cuff booty

by PowerSmooth May 6, 2018

Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273

EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10

by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011