Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

Creedlesack

The act of playing hacky sack whilst listening to Creed

Man i'm exhausted. Was up all night playing Creedlesack with my main bro Omar

by Adosbyanyothername May 29, 2024

the cradler

a sex position in which the male carries the female upside-down while having sex with her. During the intercourse the female eats the males anus. Many hardcore males run around the room or run on a treadmill while performing the cradler.

person 1: "hey man hows the gf?"
person 2: "pretty good"
person 1: "have you guys done the cradler yet?"
person 2: "no not yet but im gettin there man, im gettin there..."

by jesuitranger May 13, 2006

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

babies cradle

getting someone in a headlock and shaking their head.

he finished the fight off with a babies cradle.

by ewujgnibo3qba January 28, 2016

Boobins cradle

When multiple women get together standing side by side while bending over slapping boobs together in succession

Me and my three friends wanted to know how our boobins cradle would match up to my husbands newtans cradle on his corner window office desk

by Alfleck September 24, 2017

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018