Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-
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1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
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Get the crawl mug.A zombie with it's legs blown off. It can only crawl after you, making it much less of a threat than if it were able to sprint. In the popular video game Call of Duty: Black Ops, the "Crawler technique," is utilized to give players more time to purchase guns, talk strategy, ect. (The round doesn't shift until every zombie has been killed therefore players have as much time as they please if they turn the last zombie into a "crawler.")
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