cowboy like me

the best song ever written.

person 1: what's the best song ever?
person 2: obviously cowboy like me by taylor swift
person 1: you're so right. taste!

by ccccccc13 February 7, 2022

Cowboy Happy Star

Happy star from Happy star's guide to object shows wearing a cowboy hat.

Happy star: I have a cowboy hat! Yeehaw! I'm cowboy happy star!

by Dandelogan October 4, 2022

Penis Cowboy

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse

Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.

by TheFridgeMaster November 30, 2009

kotex cowboy

1. A person who is a pussy
2. Someone bitches a lot
3. A person acting in a cunt like manner

John is a Kotex cowboy today

by God's Gift To Electrical December 17, 2013

Texas Cowboy Stew

To defecate and ejaculate in the mouth a female and stir said concoction around with the tip of an erect phallus.

Dan:"Hey, John did you hear I gave Kim the Texas Cowboy Stew yesterday?"
John:" Did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?"
Dan:"Of course, it settled to perfection."

by JJ The Jetplane April 6, 2014

river cowboy

Rugged men who work on the inland river system- loading, unloading, and towing barges of cargo. They can tie a line, fetch a wire, and will work 365 days a year.

“Hey, It’s time to switch these barges out at the dock. I’m gonna need some river cowboys to help flip this load out and tumble one of those empties in”

by Flat Dick October 4, 2018

Yooper Cowboy

People from the U.P who dress in a flannel, work boots, and a Stormy Kromer while sometimes carrying a gun.

Yo what's with all these Yooper Cowboys lately?
You can tell when it's buck season because the Yooper Cowboys come out in full force.

by tilsby November 12, 2018