A couch gang is a gang of trolls on facebook who go around invading live videos asking to buy or auction their couch
They also call the person the opposite gender to make them more pissed off
They also call the person the opposite gender to make them more pissed off
by TrollGang January 9, 2018
Get the couch gangmug. When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008
Get the Couch Lockedmug. When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
"Hey man! How was the party last night?"
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
by Big Danny T January 27, 2014
Get the Guy on the couchmug. Ur partner and u are sitting on a couch and he wants to show his affection so he sleeps on ur lap this is couch cuddling.
by Heenafacts November 27, 2013
Get the couch cuddlingmug. The act of driving around town looking for couches people have put out for garbage, picking them up spacious vans, and loading them all into a singular persons backyard.
Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.
Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.
If I had a nickle for every time you couchbombed me I would have like twenty five cents you fecking pricks. I fecking hate couch bombing"
by MC. Kirbstomp July 23, 2010
Get the Couch Bombingmug. Refering more to a Casting Couch, mainly used in pornography.
Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.
Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.
by Theleach August 7, 2014
Get the Black Couchmug. by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017
Get the pouch in the couchmug.