A Competitive Asian

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL 💘💘💘🤪🤪

by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021

Vomit Comet

A person who vomits and flees the area

After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.

by JohnnyHally321 February 6, 2023

Red-Eye Competitive

The art of staying up till 2 AM or later playing Competitive games (TF2 competitive, CSGO matchmaking, etc.)

I was doing some red-eye competitive with Jim last night, I feel like I'm hungover now.

by Lord_Obama January 25, 2016

Halley's Comet

A Halley's Comet is a particularly large, compact bowel movement that is so efficiently delivered to the toilet that it does not require any toilet paper whatsoever for clean up. The term "Halley's Comet" suggests the rare nature of this achievement... likely to genuinely occur only once or twice in a lifetime.

"Man, what a wicked dump. Felt like a Halley's Comet, but it turns out I still needed some toilet paper."

"I ran out of toilet paper last night. Fortunately, I had a Halley's Comet this morning, so I was good to go."

"That was the most satisfying shit I've ever had. Pure Halley's Comet. I hope I have another one in the next 80 years or so."

by Sachin is the God March 29, 2017

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

fierce competitor

Somebody who comes in first AND third in a circle-jerk.

Louie is a fierce competitor! Made me ashamed.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

White Eye Comet

Shooting your man juice in to a womens eye when you are getting oral

Did you hear that Tyler gave carmen the White Eye Comet and she told everyone it was sawdust.

by The Wangsta February 25, 2003