Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Columbian White

When one takes dried semen, crushes it up like cocaine and snorts it.
Man, did you see that porno where the step-mom is addicted to doing Columbian White lines from her "step don't?
by Birdie7185 February 10, 2020
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Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.
Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!
by Habaneroito April 23, 2016
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