Collier

Collier is a fricking nerd. If you need your math homework done, just ask Collier. He is really fucking skinny but could also yeet you into the air with extreme force. I don't understand. He needs to get his goddamn quiche out of people's ovens. He also has an entire state in his backyard. Basically, Collier is just an albino nerd who likes the color black.

"Dang did you see that guy Collier?"
"Yeah man, what a nerd!"

by Big Papa Arizona September 25, 2019

Stephen Colbert

1) America (and so can you)
2) Host of The Late Show, and former host of The Colbert Report (pronounced Colbear Repour)
3) The perfect human being.

I enjoy watching Stephen Colbert; he's so funny!

by An_Unnamed_Cell May 24, 2018

Coldie

The opposite of a hottie, an unattractive person.

A: What did you think of her?
B: Ew! She's such a coldie!

by haha_Lost Boys January 28, 2019

collie

1. A breed of dog known for its herding ability
2. A huge bitch who draws strange crap when she isn't hugging puppies

1. Lassie was a collie
2. I wish Collie would shut the hell up

by zombieface March 6, 2005

Crem de la Colbert

A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.

There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.

"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."

by No Need to be Named April 6, 2010

Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.

Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.

by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010

steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".

Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.

by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007