The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.
by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010
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Mike: Whats wrong with jenifer, her face is red.
Tom: Does her boyfriend beat her ?
Dave: Nah her boyfriend gives her the old "Cobler's Pipe".
Mike : I can relate, My grandad use to do that to me all the time.
Tom: Does her boyfriend beat her ?
Dave: Nah her boyfriend gives her the old "Cobler's Pipe".
Mike : I can relate, My grandad use to do that to me all the time.
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Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".
Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.
Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.
Cory: who's Jon Stuart?
Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.
Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?
Nick: no.
Cory: alright.
Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.
Cory: who's Jon Stuart?
Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.
Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?
Nick: no.
Cory: alright.
by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007
Get the steven colbert mug.The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
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A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".
A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.
- Where is that?
- It's in Coldern Europe.
- Fucksocks!
- Where is that?
- It's in Coldern Europe.
- Fucksocks!
by Costas Mantratzis September 25, 2009
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