Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012

Coffin/⚰️

When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.

“Dude chill you’re about to get a Coffin/⚰️“

by SamTheSagGod December 28, 2020

Laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you laugh amidst anger and agony

1. Hope you're doing well

2. Yeah, laughing in the coffin 😂 🤬

by lil@arch May 25, 2025

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

coffin knockin'

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death

I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'

by anonynym271 June 1, 2022

Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in

John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .

by NHcubed August 9, 2018