ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN
MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.
by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 08, 2018
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Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.
Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night
by uandus February 03, 2020
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Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL
Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?
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Brown Coffin

When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.
I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.
by August 12, 2024
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Coffin Party

When a group of people/friends are all "dying" metaphorically (going through a rough period, emotional distress, burn out, etc ) but bonding through the experience or simply acknowledging the vibe of the whole situation. AKA vibing in the coffin together.
A: Wow, everyone's been stressed out recently. I wonder what's going on...
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.
by josieposie91 October 16, 2022
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young coffin

an influential icon, believed to be an extraordinary specimen, an artist with a vast amount of universal knowledge, constantly diving in the elements of reality. Young coffin represents the teen angst and prosperity of this current generation and will live on spreading positive vibes n shit 24/7 lol.
i cant belive i just saw THE young coffin
by coughin October 17, 2019
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