Coffin

A box they put all the coma corpses in.

"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Carrying a coffin

To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.

I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...

by ImaginaryElephants August 21, 2016

Brown Coffin

When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.

I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.

by anonymous August 12, 2024

coffin car

The last car a person will ever own

Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!

by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023

Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024