Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

Temporary coffin

A more appealing word for solitary confinement

Jake shanked tommy at lunch today. He's going into the temporary coffin

by Salt discriminater April 30, 2021

Coffin

A box they put all the coma corpses in.

"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

To drink someone under the coffin

1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table”

Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin

by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019

coffin car

The last car a person will ever own

Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!

by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023

Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Brown Coffin

When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.

I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.

by anonymous August 12, 2024