Coconut

An Indian person who behaves as a white person.
Hairy and brown skin and white man minded.

oh, are you kidding me? Shreva cannot eat spicy curry!!!!

MAAAN he is a coconut!!

by DEgreCHI October 21, 2011

Cockney

The dialect anyone speaks while performing fellatio.

Person 1: I always have a difficult time understanding Cockney.
Person 2: Yeah, me too. Especially when your mom speaks it.

by adlsajfdlsjalfdk December 19, 2008

Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.

Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.

by spicyboss June 18, 2017

Shaking the Coconut Tree

To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.

Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"

by docdopp October 19, 2011

up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

cocknigger

An insult that is offensive and rolls off the tounge. Goes great in any flame. Term originally created and used by MajiBOB.

You sir, are an incompetant cocknigger.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009