retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

dogs in coats

Multiple dogs in coats

Woah, did you see those dogs in coats?

by Dogs in coats February 20, 2021

canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.

She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.

by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021

Clit measuring contest

When 2 or more women try to out-mom the others by being overnurturing and being overbearing

Susie is having a clit measuring contest with her mom over who can hug Susie's daughter longer after she got an A- on her coloring assignment.

by Hackmalafore May 12, 2021

American Song Contest

An exact copy of the Eurovision Song Contest 👀

-Do you know what the American Song Contest is?
-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..

by MouAreseiOKwsthsMaravegias May 17, 2021

coatesville

Coatesville, once home to over five million people, was reduced to a mere twenty thousand when guerilla units from Congo ransacked and secured the city in 1986. Since this day of scorn so bitter that it is capable of puckering any mouth that it befalls, the invading forces have gradually blended into the indigenous peoples, making their removal impossible. Coatesville, gripped by terror for over two decades, implores your help in identifying and crippling the sly threat.

Jenfordia Musaka, formerly of Congo, led his self-formed 12th Cong Expeditionary Force directly into the city of Coatesville on February 13th, 1986. His well-trained guerilla force laid waste to over four million in an event called "The Great Cleansing of Good". The city was then slowly distorted, making the line between civilian and insane, armed extremist very thin, if not invisible. Since this ill-fated day, in the wretched year - One thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-six - Coatesville has fallen to unstable leadership."

by Coatesville expert July 16, 2008