Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast

“Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”

by EliteEspresso May 5, 2023

hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.

oh my there goes a hesus christ.

by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022

Christ-chan

Christ-chan is a moe anthropomorphized character created by members of 4chan’s pol board as a representation of Christian fundamentalism and evangelism.
Origin

On December 1st, 2014, an anonymous pol user created a thread discussing the use of anime-inspired illustrations to convert more people to Islam.After some discussion, another user later identified as “Chaby” decided to take the concept of using cute anime-inspired art to proselytize people into Christianity. After some conceptualization, the first visual representation of Christ-chan was unveiled as a blue-eyed European woman wearing a modest blue-green dress and a cross necklace around her neck, with personality traits similar to a stereotypical Christian evangelist.

Mark : Dude did you see the new Christ-chan Pics on the net?

by Markus 453 April 6, 2017

Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.

Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.

by Crazy Julie 51 November 9, 2021

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

nigga christ

What you say to your homie, an ultimate show of respect by waving your hand straight out at them shaking rapidly.

Person 1: “How are you doing today my nigga christ?”

Person 2: “Pretty good my nigga christ.”

by R34LNxggaChrxst April 11, 2023