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salty clam chowder

Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.
Man 1: This customer is being rude af

Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea
by ClappingCheeks69 April 12, 2022
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clam chowder shower

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.
by dan and george June 30, 2011
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Clam Chowder Swirly

A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion
Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later
by 89zamja May 18, 2015
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Thunder Mountain Chowder

When a male is performming a sexual act involving a woman's breasts as a form of masturbation while straddling her (also known as titty fucking), the male throws up on her breasts while at the same time farting (with anal leakage occurring, but not necessary) on her abdomen. Ergo: Thunder (fart), Mountain (titty fuck), chowder (throwing up).
Upon a very drunken evening, my room mate perfomed a Thunder Mountain Chowder on an excessively irritating, yet equally unlucky female necessitating her taking a shower and him washing his bed linens several times.
by Tea-bagger October 27, 2004
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Manhattan Clam Chowder

When you are eating your bitch out and she cums while having her period! O SNAP!
"I was eating out my bitch and expected some New England but she gave me fucking Manhattan Clam Chowder!"
by n-dog April 28, 2008
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Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina
I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder
by Josh May 6, 2004
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Half Child Chowder

Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.
"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.
by Acute Lymphoblastic September 21, 2016
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