Emergency chocolate bar

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.

Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.

by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

Chocolicious

A word to describe something which is not only made of chocolate but also delicious, hence Chocolicious.

Ksdp: Yummmm this is soooooo chocolicious.

by BD3WTKYAGETMEH?? August 23, 2009

Box of Chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010

chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

by RMG October 27, 2004

Sexual Chocolate

From the movie "Coming to America" w/ Eddie Murphy- name of a band in it

"Let's give it up for Sexual Chocolate!"

by laurlaur13 March 11, 2005

Briggsy's Chocolate Orange

A revolting dessert served up in the more depraved quarters of the homosexual community. After wining and dining his bitch, the dominant gay forces a peeled orange up the bitch's ass. After 5 minutes of ass-baking the orange is removed and eaten by the bitch. The practice was invented by prominent gay artist, Briggsy.

What's for dessert, Dominic?

You're having Briggsy's Chocolate Orange, so open wide bitch.

by Des Lynam's love-gland December 11, 2006