chocolate choad

when a girl pours chocolate syrup or chocolate sauce on a choad and licks it off.

Shelby experimented the chocolate choad on Jamie.

by glockstarr727 July 5, 2009

Chocolate muffler

When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea

Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...

by Alaskinpipline November 13, 2018

Chocolate Giddy Up

A pimp and drug dealer from the movie "Black Dynamite."

My name's Chocolate Giddy Up and I do two things: take money from bitches, and sell drugs to the community.

by Cedric Yarbrough December 14, 2010

Chocolate sougina

The term used when a person pours hot chocolate into a womans vagina, (if they are available, the little marshmallows are added) The man wraps the womans legs around his neck and sips at the vagina. If the woman climaxes while the man is lapping at her, this will spray the chocolate out, making Chocolate Rain.

John: I was up in the mountains skiing.
Jack: Isn't it cold up there?
John: Ya but when i got back to the lodge i ordered a Chocolate sougina and it got the chill right out.

by Wildboi September 18, 2007

Chocolate Whizz Bang

Slang description for the anus and often used when discussing anal sex.

My boss is a little up-tight, I wonder if she likes to take it up the chocolate whizz bang?

by GrandSlam February 26, 2009

Chocolate Sleeve

When someone is in a rush to wipe after taking a dump, and accidentally gets their sleeve covered in shit during the wiping process.

Wilford Brimley - "I was running late for work this morning and totally chocolate sleeved my only good work shirt."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

Chocolate Thrower

A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.

The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.

"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."

by Spigavich March 26, 2010