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choking chester 

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.
I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!
choking chester by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

angry chester 

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.

Pulling a Chris and a Chester 

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.
Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!

Dr. Chester Bootingfield 

#1: A person who has become excessively inebriated at a party and begins to vomit anywhere and everywhere around the room.

#2: The resident booter at a party.
Person 1: Hey look, Steve started booting all over his mom's new leopard print couch. I think that he had string cheese earlier.
Person 2: Don't you mean Dr. Chester Bootingfield?
Person 1: Yeh, Dr. Chester Bootingfield is definitely making a house call.

West Chester, PA vs. Unionville, PA 

West Chester, Pa...or the "610", "dub-c"....etc...number one, unionville is NOT west chester...i spent my whole middle school and high school at unionville....and hung out with kids from east and henderson....trust me, unionville is not west chester...."thugs" that go to unionville couldnt handle the truth, which is after they step foot out of the sugar coated chadds ford or unionville, they would realize how fucking fake and spoiled they are....west chester to me is a big party, drinkin bank or vlad on the weekends, buying pot from whoever has it...not hangin out at painters with middle school girls shownig off my black ford ranger with blue street glow (you know who you are)...again, I went to Unionville, grew up in west chester....and those two words are NOT interchangeable
"Chestnut St., what?....theres no Chestnut St. in West Chester, you mean Philly?" haha, thats right, Unionville

cheesy chester 

a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of Cheetos, and then finger a vag. fuckin' eh.
a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.
cheesy chester by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009