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Certified Lover Boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021
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Retrified

enlightened and or dignified
when i wrote the song, i felt retrified
by the retrified one August 7, 2009
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Petrified Chocolate

1. When hot molten chocolate solidifies.

2. A scared african american .... or any dark skinned person in general.
1. Caitlin fell asleep on her chocolate and it melted. After sitting on her desk for a day it hardened, so Jasmin and Carley ate the petrified chocolate.

2. As an african american was walking down the street, Tomás and Jon jumped out at him from around the corner. He was then, petrifed chocolate.
by Duden2010 November 3, 2010
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Certified Fresh

Something that is pertaining to being legit. For example you can be fuckin a girl that hasn't been around and still tight so their fore it is classified as 'certified fresh' or you can be sporting new gear such as shoes, clothes, or listening to brand new music that is off the hook, and it is considered 'certified fresh'.
1. Yo I hit it off with Suzanna last night she was certified fresh she hasn't been around like these other girls have!

2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!

3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!
by mt971x February 10, 2010
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Certified beauty

A shitty guy who thinks he’s a decent guy and doesn’t have his own opinion everything he does is based on the opinions of “da boys”
My certified beauty: “I left this one girl at the dump lmfao”

Da boys : “finally she was a dyke”
by Sicky square July 22, 2019
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Certified Basedking

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.
Certified Basedking doesn't care about any haters at all.
by mrswag454 July 27, 2011
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Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.
Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.
by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012
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