Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

CertiSheenable

Acting as crazy as Charlie Sheen

Joe: Man have you seen Billy lately?
Bob: Yeah! He's off his rocker!
Joe: Totally CertiSheenable

by BuzzD March 16, 2011

For certes

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

by Slim Jim 3:16 January 14, 2008

Certified Gangsta

A Gangsta that is Certified....

Diego is seriously a Certified Gangsta.

"Cuz I'm a Certified Gangsta, and you're a Certified Wanksta...

by Diego "Cheater" Dutra March 27, 2005

certs

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

by letfireraindown November 19, 2010

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 8, 2018

writ of certiorari

an action stating that the supreme court will hear a case that has been appealed to it

the writ of certiorari allowed larry flint to appear before the supreame court

by daneil December 6, 2004