Celine

Celine is the most passionate girl in the word. She may be a little opinionated but she has a heart of gold and cares for others more than herself. She has a drive to be the best at everything she does and can sometimes get upset but she never gives up. She’s creative and clever and overall and amazing person. If you have a problem go to her! She gives life saving advice and is always there for you.
She’s supper funny and outgoing either a huge smile on her face every time you see her. She loves her friends dearly and loves animals to. But try not to get on her bad side as sometimes she doesn’t let things go very easily!

Celine gave me some great advice the other day.

by FaeQueen13 November 8, 2019

Celine Dion

What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.

I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008

Calvin

A weird white kid who doesn't wear underwear

What the fuck is that?

Oh that's just Calvin

by Ninja cowboy space wizard November 13, 2013

calvin mode

To initiate "calvin mode" is to raise one's hands and place then flat on one's head in order to mimic an incredibly homosexual hairstyle. The hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.

Calvin: "Were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?"
Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."
Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"

by no mom jokes plz October 17, 2006

Celine Dion

(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS

Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!

by mr_brennan November 17, 2005

Calvinitis

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

by onearmninja March 4, 2009

Calvin Borel

Verb.

1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.

Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.

Troy: Can you believe Kenny left Stacy alone at this party? She's a freaking 8 at least.

Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.

Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!

by buster chestnutz May 26, 2009