celluvibratosis

the sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket when it isn't (in your pocket).

Dude, I thought you were calling me but it was just celluvibratosis.

by SactoDan January 4, 2011

cellulaire device

a cell phone, something most teenagers have and use on a daily basis.

Guy 1 "I lost my cellulaire device! Can you call it for me?"
Guy 2 "yeah sure."

by marianastrench=<3 March 5, 2011

cellutights

Someone with cellulite, who wears clothing so tight, it takes on the form of the cellulite it is covering.

Look, that woman is wearing purple cellutights.

by judgeme February 5, 2013

cellular sense

Cellular sense is a feeling that you get when your phone is on slient (not vibrate) yet you know you got a text or call. It can come in many forms, ranging from a simple itch to a full-blown erection.

Girl: Hey dude, nice boner!
Guy: Oh haha, that's just my cellular sense!

by theRealAvocado April 26, 2014

cellular coverage

When your cell phone has service.

Oh look, I can text because I have cellular coverage!

by Longwell March 28, 2016

celluble

adj. The quality of being reachable on a cellphone. 99.9% of humanity is now celluble.

c.f. voluble, soluble

"I'll be away from the keyboard for a while, but will be celluble all day"

by tronglodyte June 5, 2016

Cellularsexual

People who have unhealthy, intimate relationships with cell phones.

I miss the club kids of the 90's. I think they've been replaced by zombie apocalyptic Cellularsexuals.

by ElliDoody May 7, 2018