A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
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When a pretty girl is so careful she is Ends up being super clumsy and accident prone. Example burning herself with her straightener or hitting her pinky toe on furniture.
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