Caroled: To Carole somebody
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Joe Exotic shouldn't be in jail, he got Caroled.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
by uncommonrider77 April 5, 2020

Carole Baskin, killed her husband, whacked him, fed him to tigers they snackin, can’t convince me that it didn’t happen, CAROLE BASKIN.
Tom: Hey did you see the show Tiger King?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?
by 1lolo9 May 6, 2020

It's like the resting bitch face, rolling eyes at the stupidity with a side of disappointment but on steroids.
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
“Man my mum was so disappointed with me for crashing my car”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol Look”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol Look”
by DaddyCam May 5, 2025

A Karen times a 1000
Steals dead babies ashes and passes them out as Christmas gifts
Her snatch is the portal to hades and smells of sulfur.
Acts like a sweet old lady then sucks the soul out of decent people.
She will refuse to babysit her grandchildren or visit them in the hospital when they are sick and then act like she is owed something.
Has the devil's red hair and even less decency than Satan himself.
Steals dead babies ashes and passes them out as Christmas gifts
Her snatch is the portal to hades and smells of sulfur.
Acts like a sweet old lady then sucks the soul out of decent people.
She will refuse to babysit her grandchildren or visit them in the hospital when they are sick and then act like she is owed something.
Has the devil's red hair and even less decency than Satan himself.
See that crotchety old woman glaring at the girls through her window?
Yea god only let her have sons because he didn't want that women to be allowed to raise another psycho like her, she steals dead children's ashes and wears them as jewelry.
What a carol!
Yea god only let her have sons because he didn't want that women to be allowed to raise another psycho like her, she steals dead children's ashes and wears them as jewelry.
What a carol!
by anonymous February 6, 2025

In honour of legendary Canadian CBC journalist, commentator and author...
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
I Carol Off'ed Adam......he thought he was smelling a savoury soup.....but got to sample the scent of my previous dinner.
by Super Sandy Cheeks August 8, 2022

A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
by anonymous February 6, 2025

by Kieu is dumb May 6, 2020
