capidill

A penis with a hat on it.

you have a giant hairy capidill

by schwow November 30, 2007

capiana

someone who is always lying 'capping'

teacher :' My HUSBAND owns 9 cars'
Student : 'Madam you're a capiana u drive a dingers '

by msmalikisacapiana November 28, 2019

Cacti's

More than one cactus more than one

Justin Bieber hates Cacti's

by Fuzzy_Kitty January 8, 2020

captious

adj- the most versatile word in existence, it has no singular definition, but rather modifies any noun in the english language. this maddeningly annoying word is often found in memory tests, sometimes prompting test-takers to vomit with rage. can also support suffix addenda.

1. not only is joe a douchebag, but he's a captious motherfucker.

2. to hell with this captious-ass memory test, i'm going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.

by Klamson! February 22, 2007

captialism

The best economic system known to mankind. Socialist pinkos don't get it yet, but capitalism is THE shit.

Boy, do I love capitalism! I can actually make something of myself and provide for my family!

by Rob Lawson March 17, 2004

Capin' Crunch

One bad ass motha fucka with the best cereal eva! with the most crunchy crunch within this crunchy galaxy. And he WILL crunchatize your ass.

Dude, have you had capin' crunch? that shit is crunchy!

by Dylburger February 5, 2010

Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009