grand canyoning

when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before

an example of grand canyoning:

person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember

by cheese demon June 3, 2019

Grand Canyon

A huge pussy

Let’s say you will have a Grand Canyon after this

by Jackparker November 2, 2017

Begger's Canyon Bullseye

A Begger's Canyon Bullseye is when you jerk someone off onto another persons asshole.

So, last Thursday me, a mynock and a wookie were getting hot and heavy. Ended up getting a Begger's Canyon Bullseye.

by filthyhobbit November 3, 2022

black star canyon

SOME SPOOKY SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT UNLESS U WHITE The KKK lives here it's been confirmed September 8, 2017 9:36pm JBCN

Bro have you been to black star canyon?
FUCK NO I DONT FUCK WITH THAT SHITTTTT

by cecangelina April 19, 2018

Canyon

A good listener, blank face, with no personality. Gets attached to easily to any girl he talks to. A redhead with no style or sense of humor, follows the rules but is a buzz kill. Sensitive with humor, can’t take a joke. Very bad with communication. Lastly makes you feel like you can count on him but you can’t !

canyons aren’t so grand

by tehesorrytodisappoint October 18, 2019

Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon

I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.

by juiceappleton January 5, 2017

lizard canyon

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.

by Redsox February 12, 2007