Caffix

The specific need for a caffeine fix.

I am so beat. I need a caffix to get me going.

by BeebesDude August 4, 2016

Caffeineohollic

One who is addicted to caffeine

Alyson is a caffeineohollic

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

caffrustrated

Adj.
An intense feeling of furious anger and hostility due to a lack of caffeine. Symptoms include migraine, kicking, punching, screaming, and unfriendliness in general.

My coworker seems caffrustrated, she needs a cup of coffee.

by Pure Colombian April 23, 2017

caffiero

No one likes this person

I hate that caffiero

by Anonymous 121 June 6, 2017

Caffeeding

when you pull all-nighters because college is killing you and you need to pump yourself full of caffeine the next day since drinking vodka in class is frowned upon

"Why are you drinking so much coffee??"
"I'm caffeeding myself!!"

by taypsu2 February 14, 2018

Cafferkey

Scadinavian noun for a vagina.

Greg “hey Derek you got a penis?”

Derek “nah I have a Cafferkey”

by Castiel02 May 8, 2018

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018