Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.

Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.

by Crazy Julie 51 November 9, 2021

Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast

“Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”

by EliteEspresso May 5, 2023

thuggin for christ

When a nigga think he camoflauged from the popo in the name of god but really just burned too much purp.

Yo leroy it saturday night grabs the hood rats and 40s we can ride dirty in my whip and no one will know i be thuggin for christ my nigga

by bloopidybloop June 8, 2016

nigga christ

What you say to your homie, an ultimate show of respect by waving your hand straight out at them shaking rapidly.

Person 1: “How are you doing today my nigga christ?”

Person 2: “Pretty good my nigga christ.”

by R34LNxggaChrxst April 11, 2023

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

christ santos

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.

he's a dick, the person Christ Santos

by Christ Santos June 29, 2014

Christ-chan

Christ-chan is a moe anthropomorphized character created by members of 4chan’s pol board as a representation of Christian fundamentalism and evangelism.
Origin

On December 1st, 2014, an anonymous pol user created a thread discussing the use of anime-inspired illustrations to convert more people to Islam.After some discussion, another user later identified as “Chaby” decided to take the concept of using cute anime-inspired art to proselytize people into Christianity. After some conceptualization, the first visual representation of Christ-chan was unveiled as a blue-eyed European woman wearing a modest blue-green dress and a cross necklace around her neck, with personality traits similar to a stereotypical Christian evangelist.

Mark : Dude did you see the new Christ-chan Pics on the net?

by Markus 453 April 6, 2017