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J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.
claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.
by frankg January 18, 2008
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Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.
"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice
by jundie October 18, 2008
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Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
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Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
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meat curtians

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.
Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.
by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004
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Curti

plural of the name curtis, used for a group or family
one curtis, two curti
by C.Curtis October 24, 2003
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cortica jug

big football game between ithaca college and suny cortland. the tradition is keggs n eggs where everybody wakes up and gets smashed before the game. ithaca wins 99% of the time so it's not really watched for the game but it is the one day a year anybody has any school spirit
ithakid1: did you go to the cortica jug yesterday?
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs
by aSkizzle1 January 12, 2009
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