the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.
by frankg January 18, 2008
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The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011
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by arkemedes June 1, 2011
Get the Show me the birth certificate mug.A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.
Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...
That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.
That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.
by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004
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Get the Curti mug.big football game between ithaca college and suny cortland. the tradition is keggs n eggs where everybody wakes up and gets smashed before the game. ithaca wins 99% of the time so it's not really watched for the game but it is the one day a year anybody has any school spirit
ithakid1: did you go to the cortica jug yesterday?
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs
by aSkizzle1 January 12, 2009
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