Buncle

An Uncle that lives in your house. Usually, is on disability for a false injury. They smoke cigars and wear jogging pants. Typically, a Buncle can be seen lingering around your neighborhood, in a creepy, rapist fashion. Some believe Buncle's are pederasts, although, there is no evidence thus far. All Buncle's are habitual liars. Creating fiction about partying with celebrities, being watched by Feds, etc..Steer clear of all Buncle's unless you have time to spare. When one interacts, there is no telling when a Buncle will ever end his ramblings. It is said to be an abbreviation of the phrase, " Uncle Bum".

" Oh, shit! Here comes Buncle...let's see what fibs he's going to tell us today."

"Buncle told me he had lunch with U2 today."

by Tom_Jew July 13, 2011

Bum bungler

Playful adjective used to describe an enthusiastically amorous homosexual male.

"That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."

"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"

by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 6, 2012

Bungles love for Ariana

Bungles love for Ariana is indefinite. There's no number to describe his love towards the goddess Ariana Grande. You think you love your mom? Think again, cause Bungles love for Ariana is stronger than the love you have for your mom. No game, or social construct can lower the love he has for her.

Bungles love for Ariana is honestly what I aspire in a relationship. I want someone to love me, as much as Bungle loves Ariana.

by xBungleBee July 10, 2018

bungles finger

See also snipping Bungle's finger

The portaloo was approaching horizontal, so I snipped Bungle's finger and got outta there!

by Diddly January 28, 2004

garbage bungler

Someone who caresses garbage or trash with his or her genitals.

Mr. Wininger is such a garbage bungler, I've caught him in my trash twice this week.

by thug_lyfe May 15, 2007

Bungled

when a situation is sketchy, awkward, or crunchy

Man, Holly was BUNGLED last night!

by YELLOWMEANSGREEN May 7, 2011

bungled

The act of poor peformance usually resulting in failure.

Playing Football:

(Guy 1's ball goes high over the crossbar)

Guy 1: Yeah yeah, did you see my wicked shot then.

Guy 2: What you on about?, you bungled it.

by Talos September 6, 2005