Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Brown Eyed Winker

The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.

Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.

by Tubey April 14, 2010

Brown-Eyed Susan

When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.

The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.

by specialpants April 5, 2016

Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl

When a lover removes his anus and touches it to his significant-other's forehead. This ritual can be done either out of love or aggression. A little known fact is that this ritual inspired Van Morrison to write a song with it's namesake.

My girlfriend was being annoying so I gave her the "Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl"

by DaBrochachos July 7, 2019

Brown Eyed Deception

A great local band from Las Vegas consisting of Kyle (lead singer), John (guitar), Logan (rhythm guitar), Jacob (bass), and Cheyne (drums). They have great lyrics and awesome songs.

Brown Eyed Deception is a kick ass band. They know how to rock.

by Brianna C. June 19, 2004

brown eyed monster

asshole that has been out stretched by constant ass ramming!

by Anonymous March 9, 2003