Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

Broomed

The act of shoving a broom up the ass of a young man or woman

Damn, Caleb broomed their whole apartment

by Cokecat87 January 6, 2022

Broom asso

A gay man sweeping the floor with a broom up his ass that was inserted by a straight man

*sees a broom asso* man one “that shit be bussing”

by kednal338 April 6, 2021

Broom rape

Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.

Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me

by Urban king 666 November 13, 2019

Broomed

The action of hitting a broom on the ceiling, most often taken by a downstairs neighbor against an upstairs neighbor for being too loud.

During Kristen's rambunctious party, she was broomed by her downstairs neighbor for being too loud.

by Real PS 1010 May 4, 2022

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016

Hoping the broom

To get Married.
The end of your single life.
Heck, the END of your life.

Boy: ahh man im nevouse.
Boy2: Hey, I was nervouse before i hoped the broom.
Boy1: no more hoes and strippers after the bachelore party.
Boy2: I know. -.- Hoping the broom could be the end of your life.

by burnin'ham bitch December 29, 2010