pr.bro-shoo, verb
To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.
To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.
Man, I with I could brochu my beers like that kid. Not only can he chug, but he hooks up with all the hottest chicks.
by Mike Foley May 12, 2007
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The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.
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Get the bonch mug.1. An extremely homosexual male with a Monk complex who enjoys "playing" soccer with other field fairies and refuses to touch doorknobs, ketchup packets, and tacos (prefers hotdogs)
Broch: "Dude, like totally get that taco away from me. It'll make me fat before soccer - I need to beef up."
Random Guy: "Want some of my hotdog?"
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Get the broch mug.That dude and his little broaches are really starting to get on my nerves.
He's kind of cool but really more of a broach.
That little dude and all his creepy friends got backstage and broached out all night. What a drag.
He's kind of cool but really more of a broach.
That little dude and all his creepy friends got backstage and broached out all night. What a drag.
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Get the broach mug.A component of female nature where a female who currently has a significant other establishes a emotional and physical relationship with a male of higher status unbeknownst to her current mate. Then leaving the current mate for the for the new male. Thus resetting the cycle.
Male #1: Wow Im surprised, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me and she already is in a new relationship 1 week later with the guy she told me not to worry about?!
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.
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