Bed Bash

The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.

I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.

by D4Nt3c011iN$ June 24, 2020

poofter basher

Someone who bashes homosexuals.

I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.

by de-pube June 17, 2023

old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

barshnegoon

1. To borrow something with the intent of never returning it.

I thought to myself "I really need a stapler", so I went over to Milton's office and barshnegooned his.

by Dennis Wurster September 17, 2007

Fag Bashing

The hobby/act of seeking out homosexuals to physically assault.

James is gonna go to the state pen for awhile. He got popped by the cops for fag bashing.

by VitoVane December 2, 2017

Stoner Bashin Time

The time in which subhuman boneheads beat someone up who is too enebriated to defend themselves. An extreme act of cowardice where idiotic simians make themselves appear hard by breaking the bones of a person who is barely able to stand up!

Person 1 I like that girl but she only likes bad boys
Person 2 Well do something bad then
Person 1 I'm a pussy
Person 2 Go bash that stoner, even you can beat someone up who is practically asleep
Person 1 Wahey! It's Stoner Bashin Time.

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Bashing

1. Hitting someone or something hard.
2. Giving someone a going over, beating them up.
3. Criticising or insulting, in a derogatory manner, something which you don't like. Usually refers to different cultures or countries.

1. I was watching Jamie bashing his car because it wouldn't start, it was funny.
2. Indeed, those chavs gave that old man a bashing.
3. Main Pastimes of England:
1)Football
2)Cricket
3)Rugby
4)Bashing the French
5)Bashing the Americans

by jonhjohn April 12, 2006