Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.

Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"

by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011

Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.

Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...

by B-mizzy October 19, 2009

Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.

Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*

by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014

Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017

Brandon

An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.

If you ever meet a Brandon, never let go of him.

by Magical8ball January 17, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it

how tf this works
Brandon: idk either

by unci2007 January 3, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.

That Brandon dude is a pain of the ass.

by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020