Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.

Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"

by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011

Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.

Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...

by B-mizzy October 19, 2009

Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.

Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*

by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014

Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017

Brandon

Will talk when ever he gets. very much can get weird but fun to be around.

brandon can get very awesome to be around

by DaRealThick December 7, 2018

Brandon

Someone who deletes messages

You're such a Brandon

by kayyyylala October 18, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.

Brandon doesn't know the difference between fortnite and Roblox.

by broken.brandon October 25, 2018