boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

angry boxer

Same concept as the Angry Dragon, instead of hitting the back of her head, slap her across the face to make her spit semen.

I gave your wife an angry boxer. It was rocky 3 all over again.

by FunkyMonk00 January 17, 2014

boxer

A keeper striped bass in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast region where the size limit is a complete joke at 28"-31" long.

"Dude you don't have to measure that one it's a total boxer. Throw it in the cooler, she'll eat."

"Oh yeah this one coming up is definitely a boxer......(measures out at 36"). Nah man gotta throw it back"

by Jabonie187 January 04, 2024

Boxer

Handsome boo who lives in a box. Best box boy around

Here come boxer that handsome boi

by Garfiery October 08, 2020

boxer

A horse that strives for excellence; a horse who is deeply passionate about hot dogs

''Wow son, I can tell you are working like a real boxer today!"

by dancemoms15 December 26, 2016

Boxers

Baggy underwear usually worn by men

I got some new boxers today! They fit very well.

by King Bob the second July 31, 2021

Boxer

1. A mean looking but a nice dog breed

Jade bought a boxer from the Nashville dog shelter and named him Chris

by Jayyythecoach November 30, 2021