boris

does everything but resign his position

“Boris should resign already since he’s dogshit”

“I agree”

by shlongjohn May 13, 2022

boris

boris is the best boy who only loves his gf.

lilla: i love boris.
boris: ofc u do. :)

by djlillor May 31, 2022

Bori Bumble

When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.

Did you hear about the new covid rules in last night's Bori Bumble?

by Biglock123 December 12, 2021

Boris

A French Terrier puppy from the African trees of the lands… where he is of nice muscle in the face and minding my damn business still..,

Boris Quit worrying about me lol you’re irrelevant dog tag has no existence in my life you belong to the the French… no need to sub or post “French fries”

by Untouchedflower73 April 9, 2022

Bori

She is apparently a ray of sunshine. But also a bit (a lot) depressed and anxious. Also has a sprinke of OCD just to make her a lot more deep and extra fucked up. But overall a great and beautiful person even if she disagrees and hates herself a bit too much

Person 1: yo what's wrong with that girl over there?

Person 2: Don't worry, that's Bori. She's just like that

by RisottoBieber November 6, 2021

pulled a Boris

To promise something but does not deliver it

John said he was gonna fix my car but he pulled a Boris on me

by plymarglane November 12, 2021

Boris Pavlikovsky

Boris Pavlikovsky (aka Sage’s husband) is the hottest fictional character. He is gets hard really quick and he has the longest dick ever. He will make you cum in less than 3 minutes!! He knows how to fuck and he is really sweet.

Sage: Omg sex with Boris Pavlikovsky is amazing, his dick is huge !!

by user801283849 November 20, 2021