The dildo boots

Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.

"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"

by lg June 14, 2004

Bootsaphobia

When a male or female is afraid of losing their significant other to a mustached male oozing machismo who wears big boots as a fashion statement

"Is Carl coming to Jesstlemania?"
"No, he has Bootsaphobia and decided to stay home with his wife"

by Danny Sinamen May 3, 2021

bootia

Blank cow like gaze.

He has a bootia look on his face.

by Woody Woodruff August 25, 2006

boostad

an Italian word for stupid
meaning: dumb, sped, not all there

Bob: Is that a dog?
Sara: What are you boostad? of course!

by Smarty123 August 1, 2007

Boota Keef

fat nigga that can’t rap

Ayo turn this boota keef off

by SaksGuys October 9, 2018

Boots Cunt

A real dopey dumb cunt normally found on a construction site (wearing boots) gullible and/or clumsy

The bloody apprentice was in the roof today running cables and put his foot through the ceiling.. again! FUCK! he's a boots cunt.

Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.

by Single Paul February 14, 2019

boothange

A flaccid ass cheek

After the bitch with the booty job sat down on a tac, all she has now is a boothange.

by TheboothangeBitch March 8, 2020