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Crotch Bonus

Little bits of leftover klingons when one does not shower well.
She and I went to a hotel and showered preparing for wild sex and when I was going down on her I found some crotch bonuses.
by Fooledbybeauty September 20, 2018
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Bonu

Bonu is an Uzbek female name of a special person. She is cheerful and supportive of her friends. She is a beautiful gorgeous girl, having her own special goals and lifestyle. She's there when you are down or you are happy. You feel happy when hanging out with her but you may not notice it unless when you're not in touch with her. She's fragile, so never dare to treat her roughly or block her, never block her that's the red line, you f sh.
"Oh she's so unique, she's Bonu."

"Dude, your name is not even in Urban dictionary. You must be Bonu!"
by M0RTE2A November 21, 2021
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Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).
Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).
by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024
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Bonus meme

fan: bonus meme ?

pewds: no benus meme...
by leaisgay May 15, 2018
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Double Bonus

While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.
Dude I took the nicest dump, and then it turned into a double bonus.
by Cohack7 August 11, 2014
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Bonus Hour

The hour that does not exist due to daylight savings time
Thank god I had a bonus hour, I hoovered schnef in the rectory, but it didn’t exist
by Dakota kid November 3, 2019
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Bonus

The most cute girl you ever meet. Bonus is so kindest for everybody. She can be a positive when you feel bad.
A lovely girl is maybe bonus!
Bonus is a best gift for my life
by Fer angle November 21, 2021
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