Bonk

British slang for sex.

Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!

by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024

bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.

He is bonking.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

bonk

The sound of getting hit on the head, popularlized by Meme Culture.

That guy got bonked on the head.

by CBa08 July 28, 2021

Bonk

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.

"Yeah he was beating me up so I bonked him without the bonk"

by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021

Bonk

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.

Scout: "BONK!"
Other man: "I am no match for this man, for I have been hit by his baseball bat."

by XersuiluB November 25, 2019

bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022