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Complete bollocks

Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be
Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.

Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
by Really long words February 2, 2022
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Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.
You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!
by renstar September 17, 2015
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Scotsman's bollocks

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020
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sticky bollocks

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.
Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.
by jewbrew69 February 19, 2011
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Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
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Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .
Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi
by The king of ferry April 29, 2020
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