land boat

A longass car from the 60's and 70's.

look at that old mans land boat takin up 2 parkin spaces, what a cock.

by zoot April 26, 2005

boat happy

a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.

angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.

by Left Turn Clyde November 29, 2009

Working on the boat

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".

Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.

by mckeky01 August 11, 2010

banana boat

Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.

John: I'm still fucked up from last night and have a job interview in 30 minutes, man.
Matt: Don't worry, dude, I have cocaine, the banana boat is coming.

by gameplyer710 May 28, 2013

shitter boat

Similar to the the motor boat, only one motor boats a girls ass then the girl farts in the guys face, hence the shitter boat

I went home with this girl last night and she had the nicestass so I decided to motor boat it, unfortunately she decided toshitter boat my face! Needless to say mouthwash for days!

by mrk3jetta May 11, 2011

Throater Boat

A fellatious woman motorboats with her throat.

A fellatious woman throater boated Mikhal Friday night in the back of the club. I bet she gives great throater boat.

by Divininthemuff August 15, 2016

Boat Smoke

Boat smoke is the exhaust gas that comes out of a 2 stroke motor that is common to many pontoon boats. This exhaust gas cloud typically has a bluish tint that typically emits as a motor is started up or fast acceleration takes place. A humid, hot day with minimal or no air movement will cause a boat smoke cloud to form over the water or in coves on the lake. “2 stroke smoke hangs around!”

Many educated people would mistake a cloud over water for fog but in reality it is just boat smoke.

by BOATSMOKE April 20, 2018