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Box Crotch 

Girls legs are too spaced apart/too thin that her crotch looks like a box is put between it.
That skinny bitch totally has a box crotch!
Box Crotch by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008
Related Words
Box boxed boxers boxing box head boxy Boxxy Box Social box office box lunch

box bitch 

A guy who is too dumb to do anything else at work besides carry boxes from one place to another.
It's hysterical to watch Jim, the box bitch, carry everyone's boxes around.
box bitch by Boxy Bitchface December 9, 2007

box muncher

A lesbian, especially one who likes to eat pussy
box muncher by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

box magic 

After fingering a girl's pussy, you give her a wet willy with her own juices.
So, I was hooking up with this chick and right after I gave her the box magic, she puked in my mouth.
box magic by wheli January 10, 2009

Box Salute 

A greeting that was originally created by a cartoonist from Delaware. It is commonly linked with rock music, because both participants use the "Rock On" hand gesture when shouting the finishing line of said salute. The format is as follows:

Person A: Can I get a box salute?
Person B: Sound off like you got a pair!
Both: *shouting in a kiwi or British accent* I... LOVE... BOXES!!
Taylor: Can I get a box salute?
Audience: Sound off like you got a pair!
All: I... LOVE... BOXES!!
Box Salute by Toaster Girl November 14, 2009

Box Binder 

Panties with a built-in corset apparatus intended to conceal what is often crassly referred to as "fat upper pussy"
"Grandma looks terrific in her new bathing suit! Is she wearing a Box Binder?"

GRANDMA (laughing coquettishly): "I'll never tell!"