Bloom

The miraculous act claimed by some where an infintesimally small penis gets alot bigger when erect. Almost always a lie-- they usually just have a small penis.

Upon being pantsed, everyone laughed at Brandon's small wiener. He claimed it really bloomed. I for one doubted it!

by Mr. Flint October 4, 2006

West Bloomfield

Richest city in Michigan... richest in country outside of Florida and California. (often referred to as a new money Grosse Pointe) Neighboring the much less classier Birmingham, West Bloomfield possibly inspires the most resent and jealously when told that you live there out of any other city in Michigan, but hey, with an average income of over $200,000, its not that hard to understand. It is no big deal to see a lambo or porsche cruising down the street... with a 16 year old driver. Basically, West Bloomfield is what makes Oakland Country the real OC

Person X- "Hey where do you live?"
Person Y- "in West Bloomfield"
Person X- "you rich fuck" *walks away in jealousy and resent*

by Lizzy Berns June 6, 2008

Blooming Onion

A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.

Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!

by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010

bloomington

A city in Minnesota. More significant than the Indiana city of the same name, because it has the Mall of America.

Larry: Hey, Greg. Where you going man?
Greg: Bloomington.
Larry: Not the one in Indiana I hope!
Greg: Nope, Minnesota. They have the Mall of America!

by Suta September 7, 2007

bloomers

any type of mushroom that induces trippin

Lets take some bloomers and appreciate nature.

by Dry Bones April 17, 2006

bloomer

A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.

I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.

by Orgy doctor August 31, 2007

Orlando Bloom

An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.

Orlando Bloom is cool.

by Hurkle March 23, 2005