Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.
Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
by Vencl_A January 23, 2021

Almost the same as get lit but referencing being drunk. (Let’s get lit) (let’s get blitzed) blitzed is being really drunk while having a great time. (Not to the extent of blacking out) But a really good drunk.
“Bro my dads at the strip club getting blitzed this is to funny”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”
by Himothysnickett July 26, 2024

by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020

A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes
by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023

People are about to start arriving, but I need somebody to make a blitz stop to the supermarket for beer and ice.
by tyankou September 17, 2016

when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.
dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
by armeeen December 11, 2009

"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"
"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."
"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"
"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."
"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"
"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021
