blink-182

a band that used to be allright, but then made the music video "i miss you", in which they dress up like backstreet boys. this video is even worse than "all the small things"

in the words of NOFX, a REAL punk rock band, "they got sold out"

by punk as fuck October 16, 2004

Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.

Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...

by Myk29 November 24, 2009

Jar-Jar Binks

Alien being in the Star Wars prequels who talks like a 1930's movie Jamaican, looks like a frog, sounds like a frog, smells like a frog and (I have it from reliable sources) tastes like a frog. In the world of space opera responsible for the deaths of billions and the establishment of the Empire. In the world of cineplexes he worked wonders for the sick bag industry. What happens when George Lucas gets all the money he wants.

Meesa Jar-Jar Binks. Meesa mooey mooey mmmmooooeeeeeeyyyy sorry sar.

by Fearman August 30, 2007

Blinkjob

The recipient of penis lies down with his or her back on a waist height surface with the head leaning over the edge. From here the owner of the penis stands at the head end while risen to the occasion and inserts penis into the recipient's mouth. From here a bit of shuffling is done so that some frantic blinking by the recipient will tickle the testicles of the penis owner.

"Damn, Sally wears so much mascara that my balls looked like a spider's nest after that blinkjob"

by AlkyRooster October 18, 2007

blindspot

a moment when you have no or limited information about the current state of the person you keep stalking

I dont know where is he and what he is doing. I feel panic everytime he make a blindspot.

Blindspot is when I see him online on whatsapp but didn't text me!

by onewoundedheart November 12, 2015

long blink

noun. the act of briefly falling asleep but acting as if you haven't.

Teacher: Johnny, wake up.
Student: I wasn't. It was just a long blink.

by C G Wacko October 27, 2010

Nar Nar Binks

A term used to describe something as completely retarded, by associating it to the character Jar Jar Binks from the Star Wars prequels.

"Did you see that guy over there he was acting like such a Nar Nar Binks!"

by Sherbet Lemon May 5, 2010