cherry blaster

Basically meaning a penis. (i.e. since a woman losing her virginity was to have said to have had her "cherry popped".)

Guy 1: So, how were things with Janet last night?
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.

by The Scientist September 3, 2006

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

master blaster

to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.

i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.

by smacky October 3, 2004

Blaster

star wars slang for a laser gun

hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

by bantha_fodder April 10, 2006

Master Blaster

Master means biggest, best, thoroughly skilled and dominating.

Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.

Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.

They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.

When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.

Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown

by William Shaftner February 9, 2010

ballmaster

Someone who keeps on your case to do something, or someone who is being a complete asshole.

"Dude, my manager is being a total ballmaster today."

by Judah126 May 18, 2008

Blasterbation

To masturbate, and just before reaching climax, pinch the tip of the penis until semen bursts out.

I hurt my dick during blasterbation

by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010