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Lar-Bear

A nickname for a man named Larry because it rhymes.
We all went over to Lar-Bears house last night.

What’s ole Lar-Bear up to?
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Ash Bear

A Facebook community whore, also known as Kearsten LeBeau. She sells shitty merch, sells shitty art, makes shitty YouTube videos and is one of the biggest lolcows of 2018. Piss her off, she'll rage on for months about you and talk as much shit as she can.

She became well known in the community after whoring around and consequently getting leaked. She uses getting leaked anywhere she can to get sympathy, she's gotten banned from multiple groups for being obsessive and causes shitstorms everywhere she can.

Stay away from her unless you want to feed into her drama or watch from the sidelines. She's most well known for being "pinecone girl" aka she got fucked by a large pinecone and posted it for the world to see. Ash/Kearsten holds into it as a crutch to keep some sort of relevancy.
Friend: *being dramatic*
Me: You're being such an ASH BEAR right now!
by lolthrowaway September 26, 2018
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Sweet Beard

A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.
by 4orty April 14, 2011
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goo goo bear

by faxnein January 9, 2015
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DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES
Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"
by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019
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beard-on

The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"

Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013
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Choo Choo Bear

Davan's cat in the Something Positive webcomic. Choo Choo Bear is 25 years old, went through chemotherapy treatments that made him hairless, and suffers from a bone disorder-ie, he doesn't have them.
by Sutori September 23, 2003
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