Office Blasting

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.

Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!

by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012

Chimney-Blast

While taking a shit with a loose fitting shirt, you catch a waft of your own stinky-poo-gas that runs up the perfectly formed "chimney" of your shirt.

Jay, I was taking a massive dump on my lunch break and while looking for the corn I had last night, all of a sudden I got Chimney-Blasted!

by The Blaster Disaster December 2, 2010

blasty blast

having a great time doing something, extention of having a blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian

by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006

blast rag

The piece of material like a wash cloth or a sock a male ejaculates into when masterbating.

Eric would ejaculate into his blast rag in order to diminish the clean up proccess after masturbating.

by Ganymede1533 December 29, 2006

Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

by Craig00 February 12, 2006

put on blast

to put someones secrets and personal business in the spotlight without them being willing.

In class my damn teaher told my grade to the class. She put all my shit on blast!

by Aaron November 21, 2003

Cab Blast

Finger banging a chick in a Taxi Cab with your buddy sitting beside you trying not to watch - Usually on the way home after drinking excessively.

"He really Cab Blasted that chick with the Dooch beside him..."

by Boumeester April 6, 2006